I'm more partial to less chilled confections myself, but...

I suppose I've something to be thankful for when I'm "late to the party", as many of you are fond of saying.

Congratulations to our new Warden. I do hope your time in office shall be well spent and governed for the good of the City.

[Locked to Seras Victoria//unhackable]

And...if you've the time, there is something I would very much like to discuss with you.

Well.

At least my clothing still fits.

At least I did not fall victim to the other aspect of this curse.

At least I am not as horrifically unattractive as I could be.

...Why did I think that.

Wonderful weather today. Heh.

These are painful, oh God. Need binding. Immediately.

((Strikes thought, not typed.))

( Private to Ryuzaki//Unhackable )

That was a very queer diversion from reality, was it not?

( Private//Hackable )

Again?

...Exactly how many more times will this particular curse be repeated?

For the love of God, keeps your hands to yourself!

Has everyone gone completely insane? And what...what are those creatures outside?!

There is a significant lack in theatrics today.

Good.

I do enjoy the occasional sweet, but this is far too much. They didn't taste very well either...

((He has a sneaking suspicion that a secret of his is out and about, but he's keeping his mouth shut.))

A week missed. Hn.

I am not about to resort to alcoholism anytime soon, but I am in dear need of a drink of sorts.

((Strikes private.))

Explosions. Terroristic activity, it has to be. My God...how many casualties?

Ah...I suppose an early discharge is frowned upon?

((Strikes are thought, not typed. Open comment log for anyone who wants to visit him/happens to be in the area. Network entry otherwise.))

Oh my God. No, no, no. This cannot be...!

...I am in need of medical attention.

((BOY, THAT WAS SOOOOOOOME NIGHT. Strikes are private, unhackable.))

I can see them: their darkness why so much darkness shadows. And I can bend t-them and plunge them into their own bla-blackness...

OhGodwhatishappeningtomewhatishappening-

But why...why am I so...so-

[Accidental Voice Post]

*low growl*

Hungry?!

((Switched with Zorin.))

When I was young, my mind would always wander away
I couldn't talk, never had nothin' to say
But now I'm grown, nothing much seems to have changed
I think I'm going insane yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Is this a fairy tale, are you the seven dwarves?
Did Snow White really die while fighting in the war?
They were the only friends I ever trusted
Now they're scattered, and livin' in the city
Unlisted numbers, huh

Cinderella undercover
I say, better alive than dead

The war is coming, but there's nothing much that we can do
Stuck in a pay-phone, but the operator won't let me through
I close my eyes, but the memories burn in my brain
I think I'm going insane yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I heard a rumor, they said it's gone nuclear
I stockpile cigarettes, and double bold the door
A sanctuary for all my friends
We'll stay in bed until the world ends
So please don't wake me, I gotta get some sleep

Cinderella Undercover
I say, better alive than dead
I think I'm going insane, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Is this a fairy tale, this can't be real
There's fighting all around, they're shooting in the fields
They say that values change when hunger or ambition strikes
Survival is essential, at any cost or any price
The cartoon animals on Old McDonald's farm
Are nodding off in hotel rooms with needles in their arms
The seven dwarves, HA! There's only four alive today
Cinderella's working for the CIA

Cinderella, the fairy tale's over
You should know, you got the scars to prove it
And your skin isn't as soft as it used to
But I don't care, come on you said it baby

Cinderella undercover
I say, better alive than-

...Curse? Curse.

An electric cast of candidates, each with their own unique ideas on battling crime. Such an enthusiastic attendance we have had this time around; it lends pause as to where exactly all of you were for the last two elections, but I suppose former obligations were to blame for that.

Remember, citizens, that it takes more than a sense of justice to uphold the law. Mirth and promises alone do not save lives.

Neither does biting, for that matter.

I would say something along the lines of "never again", though that seems a trifle like tempting fate. Hn.

I am sure there is a moral to all of this. Somewhere.

Oh...I do not feel very well. Such a headache...

Oh...ah...

I suppose there is a curse today?

I do not remember my apartment looking this...queer.

((Strikeouts not visible.))

[Accidental Voice Post]

*sound of running and a door being thrown open*

Katrina?

*footsteps, panting*

Ka...Katrina?

*silence as the door creaks on its hinges*

Katrina.

*the start of a huge wail is heard before static disrupts the signal*

[/end Voice Post]

[Locked to Ryuzaki//unhackable]

We have a situation.

[/locked to Ryuzaki//unhackable]

((In regards to this.))